Today I decided to try Lean Cuisine’s ‘Salmon with Lemon Dill Sauce’ meal for lunch. I’m pretty game with trying new things and I like a majority of Lean Cuisine’s Food. This was my first time trying the ‘Salmon with Lemon Dill Sauce’.
I headed over to the cafeteria and popped this sucker in the microwave for the suggested 4 minutes and 30 seconds. After 1 minute, I started to get a waft of this strange smell. Hmmm, could this be my hopefully yummy Salmon?
Another minute passes and this odor fills my nose. The cafeteria is pretty packed so I’m thinking, “geez, I feel bad for the sucker who has that food”.
When my meal was 30 seconds from it’s microwave completion, a huge wave of stinkyness hits me. Great oogly moogly, that stink is my lunch!
I’m a trooper so I think, hey, let me try it since things don’t always smell like they taste, right? Well, I’m hear to tell ya that this smelly meal tastes like a smelly meal. Except after just a few bites, your mouth also smells like a stinky meals. I’ve had bad meals (don’t get me started on the Continental’s Stink Crotch Salad) but this one is a kicker in terms of bad microwave food.
If you want to figure out what it smells like, take some smelly fish, mix in some stinky broccoli, add anything at the bottom of your fridge and top it off with a dash of lemon. Has that wet your appetite yet? If so, head to the freezer section and pick up a packet of your own.
I’ll be back, I just have to go brush my teeth for 20 minutes and then eat about 50 mints. Oh God, I burped and it just gets better ….
I headed over to the cafeteria and popped this sucker in the microwave for the suggested 4 minutes and 30 seconds. After 1 minute, I started to get a waft of this strange smell. Hmmm, could this be my hopefully yummy Salmon?
Another minute passes and this odor fills my nose. The cafeteria is pretty packed so I’m thinking, “geez, I feel bad for the sucker who has that food”.
When my meal was 30 seconds from it’s microwave completion, a huge wave of stinkyness hits me. Great oogly moogly, that stink is my lunch!
I’m a trooper so I think, hey, let me try it since things don’t always smell like they taste, right? Well, I’m hear to tell ya that this smelly meal tastes like a smelly meal. Except after just a few bites, your mouth also smells like a stinky meals. I’ve had bad meals (don’t get me started on the Continental’s Stink Crotch Salad) but this one is a kicker in terms of bad microwave food.
If you want to figure out what it smells like, take some smelly fish, mix in some stinky broccoli, add anything at the bottom of your fridge and top it off with a dash of lemon. Has that wet your appetite yet? If so, head to the freezer section and pick up a packet of your own.
I’ll be back, I just have to go brush my teeth for 20 minutes and then eat about 50 mints. Oh God, I burped and it just gets better ….
1 comment:
Microwave fish meals leave much to be desired. You're better off just getting some sushi while your in CC and it probably costs the same and won't smell or taste as bad.
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